A priest a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The priest says 'As I love communion, I drink only the reddest of wines. Give me your best wine barkeep.' The rabbi, thinks, and says 'I also drink red wine, but it would not be kosher if I drank wine used in idolitry, so, please, Mr Barkeep, give me your second best bottle of wine, that'll be fine for me.' And the imam said 'Wait, what the hell's an Imam? I mean, even I don't know and I am one."
The joke is, of course, that an imam wouldn't be seen dead in a place that serves alcohol.
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If you ever tell this joke in public I will never talk to you again, and push you.....What IS an iman?
A Muslim religiousness guy.
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