Local man breaks out in flop sweat.

Panic ensued today after I seemingly lost our Kakano grant check. Panic was then lowered to a level of vague uneasyness after it was discovered that my girlfriend had moved it to my desk and placed it an a clearly marked envelope saying "Fringe Grant Check." I was not impressed by the move, and several terror experts agreed with me.

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I'm doing stand up tonight at the Green Room, Kitty O'Shea's. Completely new material, first time I've tried doing anything like this since my surgery. Totally looking forward to getting the groove on. Shall be hard to the core.

This is unintentionally hilarious.